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burdenandacrop · 2 months ago

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i need a fic with schlatt or ted (or both (separately)) obsessing over the reader’s tits. like, tongue in there, kisses, squeezing, the sorts.

- angel 💙🪽

˗ˏˋ ❝ developed a taste for you. ❞ ˎˊ˗

oh delicious, delicious, de-LISH. this is rather detailed so i hope you enjoy ! :> i'm honestly so happy someone requested ted, i go guh guh guh over that man.

summary : this is pretty much just straight to the point, not really a plot. giving the entree to you personally.

⋮ ⌗ ┆body worship, INTENSE praising, breeding kink??, a bit- messy??, more subby than anything, fem reader.

schlatt

the night was only growing older, but in his eyes; it couldn't last long enough for his liking. the two of you lazily laid on the bed as the haze of the television purred, your attention more focused on whatever broadcast was playing. his eyes stuck on how your gaze was transfixed on the screen, then slowly down to how your arms were gently crossed. coincidentally, giving him the perfect view of one of his favorite parts of you. the cherry on top being the fact that you were wearing one of his shirts. that thin athletic material was doing you justice, he felt like if he looked long enough he would feel a pool of drool spill onto his lap. it was pathetic but it was a perfect display of just how enamored he was by you.

"this isn't boring to you?" he spoke out, interrupting the silence between the two of you. you cocked your head over to his direction to see the sight of him leaned against the headboard, you knew exactly what lied under the tone of his words. "it's late night tv- what? is it boring to you?" you reply, gently adjusting yourself to face him more. the sudden movement causing a slight ripple to occur with your chest, and it was obvious where schlatt's eyes were wandering. "not what i asked." he muttered, his eyes trailing from your chest back to your face. his tongue slyly fiddling inside his mouth, as if he was trying to manifest the taste of you. he was awfully terrible of hiding how he felt. especially when it entailed when he needed you. every part of you.

"you're not making a lot of sense tonight, are you?" you softly giggle out, the clear message from him hitting you in the face. he didn't care about the stupid broadcast, he was wasted on the thought of you. something that still kept you confused, as to how he was still so caught up with the idea of you. "just thought you'd need something more- what is it." he states, clicking his tongue as he ponders on what to say, his eyes failing him as he eyes your shirt's fabric perfectly creasing with your cleavage. "entertaining. yeah, that." he finishes, letting out a quiet sigh as he tried his best to get a hold of himself. not that he really wanted to anyhow. he knew he was making himself obvious. he wanted it that way.

you drop your shoulders with a sigh that was a silent motion of giving in. your arms relaxing against the fluffy pillows, only giving schlatt a much clearer view of what he so desperately craved for. you softly grinned as you saw him shake his head, looking back up into your eyes with a knowing look. "what's your idea of that?" you chuckle out, only sending him further off the edge. he knew you knew exactly what he wanted to do. you saw how his face gently scrunched from the irritation, "oh please don't play that card tonight, baby." he pleaded, before pushing himself closer to you, softly pressing his lips onto the crook of your neck. the sudden gesture making your needy whimpers escape. "not tonight." he whispered into your neck as his lips continued to place deep kisses along your sweet spots over and over.

he quickly found his left hand groping along the cup of your breast. gently groaning as he felt the weight of it in his palm, his thumb swirling around your nipple. loving how quickly he could feel the bud growing harder under his touch. how excited he could get you, with little to no effort. he was going to put some effort into his work, especially tonight. he really couldn't understand what his deal was tonight, but it felt like he'd never done this before. as if it was a delicacy he was just now granted, all just for him. his right hand began tugging up the shirt, letting his hand roam along your soft skin. the delicate feeling under his fingertips was enough to drive him absolutely crazy. he pulled his lips off of your neck and looked down to the sight of your chest.

he let his hands pull up the shirt as his eyes were stuck on the enveloping scene in front of him, the second your breasts popped out; he was done for. quickly cupping his hands around them and leaning down to latch his lips around the left one. the sudden motion making you fall back, only exciting him further. his low growls escaping his muffled lips as he sucked down, his hands wrapped on the side of your waist as he continued. he loved how your body contorted as he touched you, how you became human clay for him to mold. his fingertips pressed down into your skin as he circled his tongue on your sensitive bud, making sure to keep you in place as he explored every nerve ending. "god, you're perfect." he muffled out as he continued his pacing.

you felt your stomach flip as he said that, he was always treating you as some other worldly being. something you still had to adjust to. your neck crooked back as he continued, hungry and desperate for anything from him. the second he felt your body start to move, his fingertips were quick to hold you down. as if he wanted you to just sit through this and take in every last shock. in which he absolutely did. "you don't even have to-" he groans out as he trips on his own words as he keeps his other hand gripping your free breast. "you don't even have to do anything." he grunted, you looked down to the sight. seeing how knitted his eyebrows were, his eyes shut as he focused so intensely on how he wanted to worship you in this way. it was utter perfection.

his grip on your breast became increasingly stronger, his other hand roaming along your side to keep you steady. "so full." he choked out before peeling his lips off, a long line of saliva connecting his lips from your breast. "fuck." he sighs out, looking back up to you with his warm brown eyes. you knew exactly what that look was. what underlies under the sweet nature of it. he kept his hand on your other one, letting his hand sprawl out so he could get a good handle of it. watching as it moved with him, the weight of it making him want to just pass out right then and there. "need to knock you up just so i can watch em' get bigger." he mumbles out, the desperation growing in his voice. you were honestly too stunned to speak with such a statement from him. you saw how his eyes slowly blinked as he eyed the wet spot on your nipple, aching to just latch right back on.

with that one look, that's all he needed. the longer he looked, the better it was. he took his two hands and pressed his thumbs into each nipple before rubbing gently along the sensitive buds of them, circling his hands to make them bounce right in front of his eyes. the sight was only making things worse, he was even turned on by the veins showing through your skin. in fact, he loved when he noticed you had a new one he could see. just meant that they were getting bigger. more for him to play around with, it was evident he was always going to be a tits guy. "fuck- could you imagine?" he muttered out once more, almost stuck in a haze from how beautiful he found you. even if it was just this one part of you, you knew you weren't going to find another who would eye you like you were some sort of art piece.

he took a soft gulp as he realized the sight was genuinely making him salivate, a bit embarrassed at the fact but who cares. he loved his lady. "might need to make that happen." he whispered as he continued pressing his thumbs into your nipples, loving how you were still so sensitive to the touch. a sly grin growing on his lips as he saw how ready you were. "this is about you, baby." he groans out before pushing your breasts together to slick his tongue between. the warmth making his entire head spin, his eyes closing as he began to lose control of his senses. every little thing was you now. how soft you were. your scent. your porn worthy noises. he was absolutely whipped in the best way possible. "all about you." he groaned out before latching his tongue back onto your left breast, lapping his tongue over and over.

the feeling was beginning to feel a little overstimulating, he could tell as well with the whimpers you were making. he just kept licking the right spot that made you jolt, to the point it could drive you numb. "everything." he muffled through the desperate kisses on you. he shook his head as he continued, "beautiful." it was catching up to you quickly with a feeling you didn't even know you could possess. a sharp inhale shooting from your lips as you felt the shock run through your body. your eyes widening as you realized on what the possible feeling was, schlatt's face poking back up to look at your somewhat distraught look. "thought those were a myth, didn't you?" he snickered out, making you sigh and poke his shoulder with a defeated expression. "you watch too much porn." you mutter softly with a groan. "seems like it came in handy." he said with a shrug. he was such a smart ass, but you'd be lying to yourself if you said you hated any bit of it.

ted

it was another excruciatingly hot day in LA, who's shocked? at least ted's apartment had decent AC. not good enough to the point you could wear normal clothes though. you had been sitting on his couch in nothing but your basketball shorts from high school and a shirt that didn't make you profusely sweat from the fabric. somehow. you knew ted was supposed to get back to his place sometime soon, or at least he said he would. you knew deep down it was silly to just be sitting here when the two of you were basically just good friends who fucked occasionally. heavy on occasionally too, he couldn't get a hint even if it hit him. you could throw yourself at him and he'd think it was some sort of bit.

now the times he actually got the hint? that was a different story. the secrecy of it all also got you going, considering he was quite- the popular one. to put it in a nice way. hot nerds get a lot of play, okay? you just knew if your friends knew you were smothered by the heat on his couch patiently waiting for him to come back, you'd have a humiliation trial done on you. in which the heat was really about to get the best of you. your eyes wandered over at the numerous quirky wall pieces he had, seeing a small framed photo that looked oddly familiar. your eyes squinting to attempt to make it seem clearer. that effort not working, you rose off the couch and slowly walked over to it. your eyebrows knitted as the realization began to strike you right then and there.

a little polaroid perfect encased in a frame, the two of you. honestly, you assumed he just threw it away. considering it was taken on a night where you had too many cocktails and became a mess of a person. he didn't though. instead, left it on display right in his hallway. a small smile appeared on your lips as you noticed the dark pink kiss mark on the side of his face in the polaroid. did any of it have some sort of meaning? were you looking too far into it? he had plenty of female friends, he probably had numerous photos with his other friends pinned to his walls. your eyes roamed the walls to try and track down any other ones. a wave of ice ran through your body as it hit you. you were the only photo he had on the wall besides the nature or nerd posters. that felt weird. some part of you just wanted to toss the fact to the back of your head.

you brought yourself closer to the framed polaroid, as if you were trying to investigate every little pixel of the photo. maybe there was something hidden behind it, maybe if you just looked close enough. your eyes transfixed on the glass before you realized there was a large fingerprint right where your face was. you couldn't see it unless you moved your head to let the light hit the glass. was the fingerprint his? if so, why would he be ... poking? it? such a stupid small picture was arising so many questions in your head. maybe it was the heat exhaustion, praying that was the outcome of your endless thoughts. right as you were almost booping noses with the glass of the frame, you heard the sound of the front door's locks being jingled. your head whipping around to be met with a sweaty ted, who was wearing a very ill fitting tank top.

"you actually waited up for me?" he chuckled out, as he wiped his face afterwards. quickly shutting the door behind him and fixing the locks, it was LA after all. you were somewhat stuck between speaking and silence. you didn't know which was the right answer. on one hand, you felt like a loser for waiting so long just to see him. then there was the other feeling of just wanting to run into his arms. you couldn't decipher what that collision was. "your ac is better." you stifled out, immediately palming your face internally. what kind of response was that? what has that stupid polaroid done to you? even the stupider fingerprint. he also looked somewhat perplexed on your answer. running a hand through his sweat filled hair, you could see how his pomade was beginning to fail him. those perfect little strands falling on his forehead, he really was a pretty one.

"thought you said my apartment sucks?" he sneered out with a grin, walking over to you and eyeing where you were standing. beginning to think to himself, why on earth were you just looking at his wall art? you tongue your teeth as you ponder on how to back yourself up, "change of heart." you say with a shrug, fully turning your body to him with a weakened grin. "you're so fucking weird." he chuckled out before standing right in front of you, you really couldn't ever get tired of that sight. especially with how he looked right now. his freckled shoulders with the sun-kissed tone. how you could see how dark his eyelashes were from how sweaty he was. really was a sight to behold. "you hang out with me, so what does that say about you?" you shoot back, making him force a pained expression sarcastically. closing his eyes tightly to be dramatic with a wince, "mean too..." sneakily opening up one eye to peek at you with a chuckle before shaking off his expression. "anyways, i gotta hop in the shower." he adds on.

with that, it was as if something overtook you. not exactly sure as to what it was. but you were thinking about him. all day. now seeing all of this in front of you, it was basically a gift. "wait-" you choke out, a bit too dramatically for your own taste but. whatever. he looked to you with a hint of confusion, but also curiosity. "what's with um." you sigh and point over to the polaroid, and look back to him and stick your hands in your pockets to appear more on ease. even if you were the complete opposite. "the uh. picture." you end with, clearing your throat. his eyebrow tilted up and looked to the polaroid, "nice night." he sighed out, his tone a bit more softer. which was surprising considering how he normally spoke. "you didn't notice the gundam poster? just that?" he snickered out, going right back to his normal personality.

"yeah. i saw the- all the nerd shit." you mutter softly, a bit defeated with his reply. you wanted something more. just something to explain the weird gut feeling you had. "i think it's a nice set up." he replied rather quickly, as if he was trying to convince himself of something. you just couldn't tell yet. "you fit well with all my other favorite things so." he adds on hesitantly, looking into your eyes with a slight grin. hoping to anything that could hear him that he wasn't sounding stupid in this moment. you felt the weight lift off of you, as if it was some burden stuck in your chest. without a second thought, you rose your hand to his bicep. just letting it rest there, watching as his eyes followed your hands. suddenly, a quiet beeping could be heard. you cocked a brow as you looked around the room to find out where it was located. ted quickly looked down in embarrassment to his apple watch and smacked it quiet.

your hand left his bicep before you looked back into his eyes with confusion, "what was that?" you question him. he nervously chuckled and shook his head as he tapped his apple watch's screen off. "just- stupid glitch." he stifled out, waving his arm back down to his side. you slowly nod and narrow your eyes at him, not really understanding quite what the hell that could've been. what if it was some other girl trying to get a hold of him? that was the last thing you wanted to know right now. especially in this moment. "well, get it fixed." you state as you raise your hand to rest on his bicep again. you didn't know how to send the right signal, so you were hoping this was gonna do the job. he looked down at you with a grin, his eyes softening as he watched your expression.

then, there it was again. the beeping. now the creeping thought of another girl trying to reach him was settling further into your brain. it had to have been. you remove your hand once again and look down to his watch, but before you could get a good view of what it was. ted quickly pulled it away, tapping away the beeping. "seriously, what is that?" you questioned further. ted's face only growing more nervous, shaking the watch on his wrist. "it's just being stupid." he stammered out, but as he brought up the watch. the screen lit up again. you finally saw what it was. "why is your heart bpm 102?" you ask with concern, which quickly made him pull away his hand and back to his side. "i worked out, remember?" he nervously chuckled out. hoping you'd buy it.

you didn't. you knew there was something hidden under his tongue. you look to him in silence for a moment and look to his arm and back to his eyes. contemplating on what your next plan of action would be. you quickly raise your hand back up and let it rest on his collarbone, immediately feeling as his chest tightened. "you're being silly, yknow tha-" ted tries to explain, but is interrupted by his watch. yet again. your eyes widen and look down to his watch, his heart rate was through the roof. "shit." he sighs out, tapping away the incessant beeping. he knew was in deep shit now, he couldn't play the nonchalant card any longer. you eyed him as you could see the embarrassment filling his face. "stupid watch." he says before sliding it off with a groan. immediately reaching his hands on either side of your head and pushing his lips onto yours. making your balance falter, causing the two of you to crash onto the wall as he hungrily kissed you.

it happened so quickly. what was in the air today? was it his workout? all you knew in this moment was how sweet he tasted, oddly enough. he pulled his lips off of yours, still keeping his hands wrapped on both sides of your head to keep you tightly in his grasp. "this what you wanted?" he breathily stated, his fast movements catching up to him. "you knew that already." you choke out, lightly licking the moisture off your lips. "and you didn't know you made my heart do that by now? bullshit." he stifled out before mashing his lips onto the crook of your neck, dropping his hands down to your breasts. giving them a tight squeeze as he bit down gently on your neck. "keep coming around me and i might have a heart attack." he groans as he muffles through your skin. as odd as the sentence, it kind of made the goosebumps on your skin raise. you had that effect on him?

you closed your eyes due to the ecstasy, quickly wrapping your hands to his back to pull him in closer. you guys have slept together a couple times but something about this felt so different. as if there was hunger bridled into it. you backed your head into the wall, feeling the soft canvas of a painting on the back of your head. hoping you wouldn't cause anything to fall, especially the polaroid. he was quick to pull up your shirt, itching to feel how your skin felt under his hands. the second he knew your skin was exposed he dropped to one knee to better focus his lips on the area. the size difference was making you ready to just pass out. his hands roaming on your hips to stabilize himself better, his soft lips landing on your breasts as he smothered them with deep sloppy kisses. you moved your hand to your shirt to just throw it off, giving him a full view of what he desperately wanted.

"can't believe you trash this." he groans into your skin, letting his hands crawl up your skin to squeeze the bottom of your tits. getting a good handful before sucking down. the sudden shock throwing your balance off once again, but he was ready. grabbing your ass to keep you steady. it was almost annoying of how much he knew. how much he worked on 'perfecting his craft.' you suddenly felt his tongue slip up and all around your breast, sending a shock down your body. it was so messy but it was so worth it. seems it always was when it was him. "you waited here all day for this?" he stops himself to say, looking up into your eyes. "and be honest about it." he breathily states. you look down to him, a bit bummed that he stopped.

"i just want you." you reply, knowing just how pathetic you sounded in the moment. you could almost see his ego grow as you said it too, his stupid smile as he took it in. "glad you held your promise then." he chuckles before mashing his lips back to your breasts, licking up and around your nipple. "reasons why i have you on my favorites wall." he groans into your skin, gripping harder around the edges of your breast. every word he spoke made your spine shake, this was the answer you were pleading for. on top of the electricity he was putting into your body, this was all you could've ever begged for. you grabbed the edge of his chin to bring him up, making him trip and fall onto you. looking you into the eyes as he stabilized him by grabbing onto the wall, "just say it again." he practically whispered. "i just want you." you reply almost instantly, making him slyly grin. "i can arrange that." he chuckles out before mashing his lips back onto yours.

author's note : sorry for the small hiatus !! also holy shit i didn't know how different i write for ted. 😭 butttt !! i hope you enjoy, and i am pleased to tell you i am FINALLY back home and able to write to my hearts contents. gonna be working on submissions all night !! :> thank you all for the sweet messages and patience with lil ol me. you all are SEWWWW KIND !!!

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schlattslambo · 4 months ago

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chuckle sandwich x chubby!f/reader smut 18+

oh my god guys my very first post! i really hope you like it! if you have any suggestions or anything for me to write, dont hesitate to send me a message <3

this is unedited btw lmao

schlatt

sfw

this man omg-

he loves his chubby girls

more to love, he always says

constantly has a hand on your thigh, back, wherever. just always has to be touching you

knows that in todays world, its hard to not fit into a ‘beauty standard’

if you ever get insecure, this man will go into protection mode

he’ll stand in front of the mirror with you and point out his favorite parts of you (spoiler: its everything)

nsfw

sit on his face. please.

if you hesitate even a little bit, you’re getting yanked down and held there until you cum at the very least 4 times. if he dies he dies 🤷🏼‍♀️

loves watching your soft body jiggle while he fucks you

lots of body worship

hickeys on your thighs, bruises on your tits from how hard he grabs them

buys you the prettiest lingerie sets just to teat them off you

ted

sfw

this sweet angel of a man

loves your body more than anything

constantly rubs your thighs or tummy subconsciously

always reminds you of how beautiful you are. because its true

if you ever find yourself disliking the reflection you see, ted’s on it

he’s kissing you all over, maybe even grabbing your tummy to tickle you

will not stop until you’re giggling

just stares at you bc thats his fuckin WIFE right there

nsfw

loves when you ride hi

looking up at your gorgeous body while you make yourself come undone for him? heaven

thick thighs = earmuffs

so many kisses everywhere

bites down on your soft flesh just because he can

praises you so much “my beautiful girl” “doing so well for me baby” “thats it, shake for me”

sit in his lap. he doesnt care if you ‘think you’re too heavy’. he will get hard and press up against you with no shame

charlie

sfw

charlie’s a tiny guy, but having a bigger s/o really does not phase him, honestly he loves it. he cuddles you like a koala

will defend you to the ends of the earth

charlie, y/n is kinda…you know.”

“beautiful, amazing, the best? yeah i know!”

loves your tummy

gives it kisses any chance he gets

if you suggest going on a diet, he’s doing it with you

if you want to go to the gym, he’s there supporting you

this man is so in love with you and your body its insane

nsfw

is truly in awe of you

missionary so he can watch your beautiful face (and your tits bounce)

doggy so he can smack your ass and watch it jiggle

begs you (and i mean BEGS, mans is on his knees) to press his head between your thighs while he eats you out

thigh jobs?? yes pLEASE

idk he just really seems like a thigh guy to me. always leaves the most hickeys there

worships the fuck out of you

calls you a goddess before he cums

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schlattsdoll · 7 months ago

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How would poly!tedschlatt react to reader being especially bratty 🙏

minors dni

WE'RE SO BACK BOYS

ok, so, schlatt (as a fellow brat), is kinda okay with it. he'll punish you but overall he just knows you're trying to get a rise out of him.

schlatt's favorite punishment is probably edging or spankings but like with a belt.

ted, however, is a BRAT TAMER hardcore. he'll let you have your fun at first, but once you get too bratty for his liking, he's putting you in your place.

says things like "oh, sweetheart... you keep running that pretty little mouth of yours, let's put it to better use huh?"

when you're bratty to BOTH of them? RIP to you babes.

you wind up in one of their beds, legs spread with a vibrator tied to you while they have fun watching you become an overstimulated mess.

"wanted to be a fuckin' brat, couldn't wait f'us to finish filming doll? don't worry, we're gonna make damn sure you're fuckin' screaming for us."

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hufflepuffsthunderdome · 28 days ago

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Hold Me

Ted Nivison x afab!reader Summary: Some passionate sex with Ted, no plot, just cock. Warnings: fingering, swearing, piv sex, crying during sex

He holds you tight, his body pressed against yours as you lay there, his grip on you almost desperate, as if he was afraid you'd disappear at any moment.

"You're so good to me..." he murmurs, his lips pressed gently against your neck as he plants a series of soft kisses there.

You hum happily as you tilt your head slightly to the side, giving him more access to your neck, "you deserve it," you whisper as you scratch your nails gently through his hair.

He smiles against your skin, his hands slowly running down your body as he relishes in the familiar feeling of you in his arms. His kisses grow bolder, leaving a trail of small hickeys down your neck and shoulder. He gazes up at you as your mouth drops open in a soft moan, "mmm Teddy."

He groans against your skin, the sound low and almost needy, as he presses his tongue against your skin. He pulls back slightly, his pupils blown wide as he looks down at you, meeting your gaze as he looks at you with a mix of adoration and desire.

"You’re driving me crazy," he whispers, his hand moving up to grasp your chin gently, turning your head up to look at him.

Your breath catches in your throat in anticipation as your eyes flutter, "please ted."

He chews his lip as he looks down at you, mesmerised by you as you plead for him. His thumb traces your lower lip as he leans in closer, "please what baby? What do you need?"

"Please fuck me.”

He lets out a low growl as he smirks at your request, moving over you so he's pinning you against the mattress, as he looks down at you, eyes full of lust. "So needy," he murmurs to himself as he hands roam over your body, his touch possessive and hungry.

You take his large hand in yours and drag it down your body, pushing it towards your core. You pull your shorts to the side, dragging his hand through your bare folds as you let out a shaky breath under him. He groans above you as he feels your bare skin under his fingers, his touch growing more insistent as he runs his fingers through your soked folds.

"You’re already so wet for me baby," he whispers in awe, his voice low and rough as he feels you, his eyes locked on yours as he watches your face morph in pleasure. He groans as he watches your eyes flutter shut, his cock twitching as he feels the burn of your nails digging into his bicep.

He watches you intently as your legs drop open more for him, groaning as he moves himself to settle between them, fingers never leaving your wet cunt. His head drops down to your shoulder as his lips graze up the side of your neck, trailing up to your ear, "that's a good girl... my good girl."

He slowly pushes a thick finger into your sopping hole, thumb resting on your clit, rubbing in slow, teasing circles.

“Oh tedddd," you moan under him as your mouth falls open in pleasure, your nails trailing up his arm to dig into his shoulder as you hold him close.

He continues to tease you, slowly pumping his fingers in and out of you as he watches your face contort in pleasure. He loves seeing you like this, so desperate for him, falling apart at his gentle touch.

"You're so beatiful like this baby,” he murmurs, voice filled with love and awe as his lips trail along your jaw and down your neck, leaving a treail of sweet, wet kisses in their wake.

"You feel so good,” you whimper as you cling to him, holding onto his shoulders tightly as you writhe and moan under him. Your pussy clamps down impossibly tight around his digit, slick dripping down his fingers and wrist as he works you apart from the inside.

He grunts at your words, his own arousal growing stronger as he feels how tight you are around his finger. He can't help but press himself against you, his hips moving in small desperate thrusts against your thigh as he continues to pleasure you.

"Fuck... you're so perfect," he groans, his lips finding yours in a heated kiss, his tongue pushing into you as he explores your mouth with his tongue and your pussy with his fingers.

"Teddy," you moan as you part from the kiss just slightly, your hot breath hitting his lips as he chases your lips, connecting again in a sloppy kiss. You shift your legs further open for him, giving him more room to settle between your soft thights and explore your pussy.

He groans at your eagerness, taking advatage of the access you're giving him to slip a second finger inside you, keeping his pace slow but firm as he pumps his fingers into you. His tongue dances against yours, dominating the kiss as he claims your mouth with his own, swallowing the sweet moans that spill from your lips.

He curls his fingers up inside you, his thumb still working firmly on your clit. You gasp, breaking the kiss as you arch your back, "fuck Ted," you squeal, throwing your head back against the pillow as you push your tits up against his chest.

He smirls as you gasp and writhe against him, enjoying the effect he has on you. He takes the chance to connect his lips against your neck again as he continues to finger you relentlessly, "that's it baby, let me hear those pretty moans."

"Jesus Teddy," you gasp as you rut your hips up against him, nails digging into his shoulder blades as you pull him flush against you, "you feel so good"

he chuckles against your neck, his free hand coming down to hold you in place as his fingers quicken their pace just slightly, rubbing firmly against that sweet spot inside you as they drag against your walls, "i know baby, you're taking my fingers so well."

you gasp as you gaze up at him, your pussy leaking around his gingers, leaking down your thighs and pooling on the bed under you, "always so good"

He groans at the sight of you, your body trembling beneath him as he continues to finger you. His eyes are dark with lust as he looks down at you, taking in the sight of your messy hair and flushed face, "you're so good for me doll, perfect," he murmurs as he leans down to kiss you again his gingers working you, "letting me take you apart like this"

He can tell you're getting close, your body tensing and your breath coming out in short gasps. He continues to pump his fingers inside you, his thumb rubbing tight circles on your clit as he brings you closer to the edge. He leans down to kiss your neck as he holds you close, his breath hot against your skin as he whispers in your ear, "come on baby, I know you can do it... let go for me."

He continues to work his fingers, pushing you closer and closer to the edge as his own arousal grows unbearably as he watches you come undone under him. You scream out as you clamp around his fingers, nails digging into his shoulders. "oh ted," you yell as the coil in you snaps, your pussy clenching around his digits as you cum.

He grunts as you tighten around his gingers, his grip on your hip tightening as he watches you fall apart beeaneat him. He can feel your juices dripping down his hand, the sight of you overcome with pleasure at his touch sending a shiver up his spine. He keeps his fingers moving inside you as he struggles to find his words, working you through your orgasm as he looks down at you in awe.

You pant as you collapse back on the bed, your hips bucking up lazily to meet his hands as you ride out your orgasm. He watches you, eyes dark with lust as he continues to pump his fingers into you, slowing them down to a lazy drag as he tries to prolongue your pleasure as long as possible. When your thighs relax on the bed, he withdraws his fingers, hand covered in your slick. "God you're so beautiful when you cum," he murmrus, bringing his fingers up to his mouth and licking them clean, savoring the taste of you on his tongue.

You let out a shaky breath as you watch him clean your taste off his fingers, mouth watering as you watch him lick his fingers clean. You trail your arms up his shoulders, wrapping them gently behind his neck as you bring him down towards you, "felt so good teddy," you murmur as you press your lips against his, dragging your hand gently through his hair, "always feels so good."

He smiles softly against your lipsm his eyes fluttering shut as he connects your lips again, leaning into your touch. He moves closer to you, his body pressing against yours as he deepens the kiss, his tongue exploring your mouth with a hunger that hasn't yet been sated. He settles between your thighs, leaning into you as he wraps his strong arms around your waist, pulling you against him as he pushes his bulge against his core.

You whine at the feeling, sensitive pussy bucking up against his bulge as your mouths battle with each other. He growls at the feeling, his hold tightening around you as his tongue drags against yours. He grinds his hips down against yours, his hard length pressing against your slick folds through the thin fabric of his briefs, "I know baby, i know," he groans against your lips, reading your mind, "I'll give you what you need."

He holds you tightly as he grinds against you, working you up into a frenzy again as your wet pussy soaks through his briefs. The friction between you, the wetness seaping into the fabric around his cock, makes him ache with the need to be inside you. This thick length pushes between your folds, nudging your dripping hole through the thin barrier causing you both to stutter our a moan of anticipation. He watches you with hungry eyes as you gasp and moan beneath him, a desperate sense of satisfaction as he watches your pussy swallow his cock like this, "jesus baby you're soaking me," he groans "can feel how badly you want me."

"how badly I need you," you correct with a gasp as you look up at him, a dazed look in your eyes as you struggle to keep them open and locked on his.

He chuckles at your correction, threading his fingers through your hair as he presses firmly against you, forehead resting against yours, "that's right baby, you need me. Need me to take care of you, to make you feel good."

You moan at his words, clinging tightly to him as you wrap your legs around his waist, digging your heels into his lower back and pulling him closer. He moves against you as he groans, hand going down to your thigh, pulling your legs up higher around his waist, "I'll give you what you want baby," he pants against your lips, "I'll give you anything you want."

He works his briefs down his legs, his forehead never disconnecting your yours, his gaze locked on your face as he hisses as the cold air finally hits his aching cock. he strokes his length a few times as he lines it up with your pussy, running the tup and and down your folds. "you're so amazing," he groans as he teasing your hole with his thick tip, "so beaitufl, so tight," he moans as he finally pushes into you, relishing in the felling of finally having your warm, wet cunt around his aching length.

You let out a long, desperate moan as you arch your back, eyes shutting tight in pleasure as you feel his length stretch you out. He takes a moment to catch his breath when he settles inside you, his body thrumming with an overwhelming arousal and desire from feeling you wrapped tightly around him. He gently burhses your hair away from your face, his touch tender and loving.

"I love you," you whisper as you gaze up at him.

His heart swells at your words, a smile spreading across his face as he gazes down at you, feeling his heartbeat in his throat, "I love you too baby," he echoes, "more than anything."

He leans down and kisses you, his lips moving against yours in a slow passionate kiss as his hips slowly pull away from where they're flush against your lips. He wraps his arms around your waist, holding you flush against his chest as he sets a firm, slow rhythm, thrusting deep inside you.

You kiss him back as you hold him close, arms around his neck, legs around his waist as you moan into his mouth. You part from the kiss as your mouth drops open, loud moans of pleasure falling from your lips as his thick cock drags against your sensitive walls. He groans at the feeling of you wrapped tightly around him, savouring the feeling of your tight wet heat as he thrusts slowly in and out of you, "so perfect, so perfect for me"

"oh god Ted" you moan as you open your eyes, locking on with his, watching the way his brows furrow in pleasure as he sinks his length into you over and over. His thrusts are deep and strong, the intimacy of the way he's holding you so close overwhelms you, feeling him on every inch of your body as you writhe underneath him.

"you feel so good baby," he moans against your neck, "could stay like this forever."

"Please," you moan, a tender feeling building in your chest as you shut your eyes tightly, "don't let me go."

"Never baby," he murmurs against your hair, pulling back to watch you as he thrusts into you.

You open your eyes to look up at him, eyes filling with tears that threaten to spill over your waterline as the intensity of the intimate moment pulls you apart from the inside out.

Ted's hips stutter to a stop as he gazes down at you, a large hand coming up to cup your face as he looks down at you concerned. Before he can voice his concern, your hips buck up against his, chasing the feeling of his cock moving inside him, "love you so much," you murmur, voice thick with emotion as the tears spill down your cheeks.

he groans softly as you buck your hips against his, his hips continuing their movement as he wipes tears away from your cheek, holding you delicately in his hands. He looks down at you, his eyes filled with love and adoration, "love you too baby, more than anything in this world."

You pull him down to connect your lips in a passionate kiss, legs wrapped around his waist as you breathe shakily against his lips each time you part. He pours all his love and passion into the kiss as his cock buries itself inside you with each thrust, reaching the deepest parts of you with each thrust. His chest feels tight as he watches you, the girl of his dreams, sobbing in his arms as he takes her apart again, "always yours."

"Ted" you sob as you cum, pussy clamping around his length impossibly tight as you cling to him. Your heels dig into your back as the hot pleasure rips through your stomach, thighs shaking as they hold him close to me.

He groans as he feels you cling to him, your pussy clamping around his cock as you cum. The sensation is too much for him to resist, your warm wet pussy leaking for him, squeezing him tight triggers his own orgasm.

You moan and writhe beneath him as you feel him thrust into you, his length throbbing as he fills you with ropes of warm cum. "I've got you, baby," he moans as his mouth presses lazily to your jaw as he fucks you both through your orgasms, "fucking love you so much."

He collapses on top of you, his body going limp as he pants heavily, face buried in the crook of your neck. He can feel his cum spilling out of you, hot and sticky between your legs. He takes a moment to catch his breath, his heart still racing from the intensity of his orgasm. He pushes himself up on shaky hands as he gazes down at him, eyes filled with nothing but awe and love.

You pant as your eyes flutter open, gazing up at him with a dazed, tired look in your eyes. He smiles down at you, his heart melting at the sight of you beneath him. He gently brushes a strand of hair way from your face, his touch gentle.

"you're so beautiful like this, always so beautiful."

#ted nivison x reader #ted nivision smut #ted nivision x reader #ted nivison #chuckle sandwich #chuckle sammy #ted nivison fluff #ted nivison x reader smut #youtuber x reader #my writing #ted nivison smut #Ted nivision

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ohbabydollie · 11 months ago

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(celeb s/o anon here) but i would totally ride ted while he watched the animated barbie movies and got a bit mad because he NEEDS to do research and he WON’T be rewatching anything lmaoo

he’s absolutely bored sitting there and watching those stupid movies that don’t make any sense, he’s absolutely bored out of his mind until you walk in. you happily sit down next to him when you realize he’s watching your favorite barbie movie.

he pulls you into his lap, draping a blanket over the both of you, happily cuddling until a few movies later you realize he’s hard.

before you know it you’re slowly taking his long cock, feeling every vein and ridge inside of you as you bottom out. you try to stay focused on the movie but the way ted’s cock is hitting your g spot perfectly and just resting there, the occasional movement of his hips when he readjusts himself, his arms wrapped around your waist.

you couldn’t help yourself but just move a little, letting out a soft moan.

“bunny, stop it” he warns

“not doing anything” you mutter back, now stopping, your walls squeezing his cock from the need for friction.

so you sit there again, trying to ignore it, but it’s like ted is doing it on purpose, moving just enough to be resting his thick head on the spongy spot inside you.

he wouldn’t mind if you were just getting comfy, would he?

so you lifted your self from his cock “adjusting” yourself with a few silent moans before sitting back down at a different angle, this time ted was a little deeper.

“thought i told you to stop it”

“im just getting cozy”

“well this is your last warning, im not gonna rewatch these stupid movies because you wanna be a fucking tease” ted says grabbing your hips as you smile

“m’kay”

somehow a movie later you find yourself aching for relief, just wanting to bounce on ted’s cock, but you can’t…

well it wouldn’t do any harm if he didn’t notice

you gave an experimental movement that ted didn’t seem to notice and another until you were softly moving on his cock, but what you didn’t take in account were the soft noises coming from you

soft sighs and shaky breaths, your hip’s subconsciously moving faster until you feel a slap to your thigh

“honey, what did i say?” ted asks now stopping you, you turn to look at him innocently

“don’t remember”

he sighs, lifting you off his cock and before you can get away he slams you down, forcing a loud cry from you and feeling him angle his hips to go impossibly deeper into you.

“i’m not gonna rewatch these movies because you wanna be a fuckin tease, now sit there and keep my cock warm” he demands in a deep voice as he wraps his arms around your waist and holds you there tightly

now you have to sit patiently

#ted nivison x y/n #ted nivison x you #ted nivision smut #ted nivison x reader #ted nivision x reader

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squinch-depraved · 5 months ago

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staying in ted's apartment for chuckle week with schlatt and getting caught being a lil slut on his couch <3 not super proofread and i'm not sure how i feel about this one but i hope u enjoy :3

"i don't understand how it can be this hot," you sighed, stretching your legs and giving them a little wiggle. "i know i'm not, like, from L.A. or whatever but this can't be normal."

schlatt snorts, eyes not leaving the movie playing on the tv screen. "nothing's normal in this hellhole. this place is fucked." he stops talking, but it seems like he has more to say.

"that's it? usually you talk about how much you hate it here for at least five minutes," you ask, fiddling with the hem of your tank top.

"no point. ted's not here to piss off." his eyes sneak down to glance at you, small and sweaty and weak compared to him, and he thinks about how easy it would be to take you right here before he catches himself and looks away.

but you caught him first. "j?" you ask sweetly.

schlatt won't look at you. "what?" he replies hesitantly.

"ted's not here," spills from your lips.

"i know, i just said-"

"and he won't be back for a little bit."

the tall man nods his head after a second, finally able to look at you again. "what're you getting at?" he tilts his head slightly, admittedly curious to see if you would actually ask him what he thought you were about to ask.

"i'm bored, j," you mumble, tiptoeing around the question you really wanted to ask. his lips curl into a smile when he realizes you're too shy to ask.

"watch the movie, y/n," he responds in the same tone of voice.

"don't wanna." your eyes trace over his grey shorts, and you lose yourself in daydreams of your best friend. when you zone back into reality, you're fiddling with one of the strings that tie the shorts. mortified, you whimper and look up at him, dropping the string and scuttling backwards in an attempt to hide your embarrassment. his face is incredulous. he grabs your arms before you can scoot too far away from him.

"jesus, toots, what're you doin'? on ted's couch?" he tsks and pulls you onto his lap. "all you gotta do is ask, i'd be more than happy to help you out if you need me."

his last two words ring in your ears. need him. head nodding eagerly, you scoot closer to him on his lap, grinding down on his clothed crotch and forcing a groan from his lips. "need you, j," slips out before you can stop yourself. "please, please."

"jesus, fuck," he grumbles. "you're such a little whore, i always forget that about you."

"aww, schlatty, how could you forget about me?" you giggle, still grinding on him. "you're always on my mind, am i not on yours?" pressing your lips to his neck and kissing all over, he gasps and digs his fingers into your hips.

"nono, you are, i just- god, y/n, i can't think," he chuckles breathlessly.

"then stop thinking, j. fuck me." you whisper it into his ear and he grunts, flipping you over and pinning you down while he kisses you roughly.

"taste so good, doll, fuck," he moans, hands slipping up your tank top and eventually ripping it off. the second your tits are visible his brain sort of short circuits, and after a brief pause, a deep groan escapes his lips, and he buries his face in your chest, licking and kissing and sucking until they're spotted with deep purple marks. you're a moaning mess at this point, a wet spot becoming visible even through your shorts. once he's done marking his territory, he pulls back enough to see your pathetic sopping shorts and grins. "goddamn, y/n, i did this to you?"

"shut up!" you huff, grabbing him and pulling him down for another kiss. your other hand snakes its way to his clothed cock and fiddles with it, earning moans from him while his tongue explores your mouth. once neither of you can breathe properly, you separate and look at each other. "i need you so bad, j."

"i know," he smirks. you smack at him while he laughs and when he comes back down to kiss you, you tangle your fingers in his hair and pull him as close against you as you can.

"please, i'm so serious, i can't wait any longer, schlatt, please touch me," you mewl, bringing his face to look at you and your big, wide eyes. he chuckles and nods slightly, pulling off your shorts and panties. even though it's sweltering in los angeles, the air that hits your cunt feels cold and shocks you. he moves back so he can get a good look at you and spreads your legs. you whimper in protest but he shushes you and stares between your legs, eyes hungry as if they were trying to take everything in.

"look at this gorgeous, pretty pussy," he mumbles. "all for me." his voice is deep and gravelly. eyes flicking up to your watchful ones, he makes sure to ask permission before going in and pressing a warm kiss to your clit. you gasp and flinch at how good his mouth feels, now working on sucking and exploring your folds. eventually, he slips a finger in, and you cry out in pleasure. he begins going faster, and eating you more vigorously, and neither of you hear the door open and shut.

"what the fuck are you guys doing?!" ted asks, causing schlatt to disconnect from your pussy, although still connected by strings of your wet essence hanging from his chops and mustache.

"oh, fuck, dude i'm sorry, we should've gone to one of our rooms-"

"you couldn't have waited 'til i got back?"

neither of you know what to say to the man who's kind enough to let you stay in his apartment. he does that for you and you repay him by getting nasty on his couch. rude, if he does say so himself.

"w-what?" you manage to choke out, propped up with your arms behind you.

"you couldn't have waited for me to be here so i could join?" ted says again, shifting his weight onto his other foot. "why does he get to fuck you and i don't?"

you and schlatt look at each other, not knowing what to say.

and that's how you wound up on your hands and knees, getting slammed into from behind by schlatt with ted ramming his cock down your throat. various praises echo through the room, both men making sure to tell you how good you're making them feel. and when they're done, they trade places. they use you until they're done and you just have to sit there and take it, because you're the one who started this whole thing. and when it's all done, you lay down on ted's chest with schlatt petting your hair until they exchange unspoken words and decide to trade off cuddle time with you. expect this to happen all the time now.

#jschlatt x reader #jschlatt #chuckle sandwich #x reader #schlatt #ted nivison #ted nivision x reader #jschlatt smut #ted nivision smut #schlatt x reader

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reddsl1mer · 5 months ago

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LOOK AT HIS HAIR

NGH.

THE SHIRT THE RINGS OH MY GOD.

BUT HIS HAIR IS EVERYTHING.

#ted nivision x reader #ted nivision smut

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doubledizzy1258 · 1 month ago

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watching the new sleep deprived video, crying because i need to write a fic about the shit schlatt's saying in this shit bro..

#freaky #jschlatt x you #jschlatt x reader #jschlatt x y/n #jschlatt smut #jschlatt fanfic #ted nivison x you #schlatt x reader smut #slimecicle x reader #ted nivision x reader #schlatt x reader #ted nivison x reader #x reader #charlie slimecicle x reader #schlatt x you #schlatt x y/n #charlie slimecicle x reader smut #ted nivision smut #charlie slimecicle smut

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tay-00 · 28 days ago

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OMGGGGG CHARLIE IN THIS EPISODE 😫😫😫😫😫 I LOVE THAT MAN

#slimecicle x reader #slimecicle smut #jschlatt smut #jschlatt x reader #ted nivision smut #ted nivision x reader #chuckle sandwich #wet and needy #nerdy men #im cumming #dnd #dungeons and dragons

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pequins · 7 months ago

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since they did character.ai bots do u think the next stop is reading fanfic .. do u think tucker has seen the horrifying things we post on here ..

#HELP IM SO SCARED #schlatt seems like the type to read his own fanfic #EVERYONE SCATTER #IM HORRIFIED #schlatt #jschlatt #jschlatt x reader #ted nivision #ted nivison #chuckle sandwich #schlatt x reader #jschlatt fanfic #tucker keane #ted nivision smut #ted nivision x reader #ted nivison x reader #ted nivison smut

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k4lenz · 6 days ago

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the boy! ✮ ted nivison x fem!reader hcs

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a/n: yes i know i haven’t posted a fic in 9 months im sorry guys 😭😭😭 hope you guys like this i swear ive read every single ted nivison x reader fanfic on this site and i need more so i made it myself !!!! much love, and i will most definitely keep adding to this when i think of more stuff over time !

reqs r open :3

notes: SFW AND NSFW, NSFW BELOW THE CUT, flirting, romantic, dating, ted nivison youtube references, cuddling, kissing, drug use & mention, the nerds rope (iykyk), moving in tg, smut, “ted is a capital m munch!!!” i say as they drag me away, i need him so bad guys. implications of high sex? (both parties high), phone sex, positions, nicknames, movies and music, university/college mention

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✮ ted is romantic! but in saying that it means he takes it slow sometimes. if you guys have been friends for a long time and he realises he has feelings for you, it’ll be a quick ask in the perfect moment. he can’t keep it to himself.

✮ but if you’ve never really had a proper conversation before it takes him a long time, because he wants to make sure that you do like him. he’ll definitely flirt, but he just doesn’t go that far until he’s sure!

✮ he loves to brag that he made the first move though if people ask about your relationship once you’re dating, because he’s just so proud that he pulled you

✮ to reference his ‘twitter’ YouTube video, he definitely buys you flowers every date! even if you have no more room, he’ll just buy another vase from that thrift store you love

✮ if he sleeps over at your house and sees some flowers he got you sat in a vase dying… if you wake up and he’s making pancakes and there’s new flowers in your vase that’s none of your business ok??

✮ he’s always thinking about you. he’s out running around on his own and he’ll have a bag full of stuff he picked by the next time he sees you.

✮ his excuse is always ‘oh I thought you’d like it honey’ or ‘oh I thought it would look good on you’ or ‘oh you said you needed this right?”

✮ trust if you look at something in the shops too long when you’re together then next time you see each other it’ll be like in your room magically

✮ he’s very affectionate, he loves giftgiving! ye loves quality time as well.

✮ he’ll always try and drop whatever he’s doing to spend time with you like if you’re getting bored while he’s editing he’ll drop it and immediately be like C’MERE !

✮ he’d fully like miss a call with Tucker for a take it easy episode because he’s making out with you

✮ like you guys are cuddling and kissing a metre away from his desk, his phone is blowing up

✮ ‘ted you were supposed to get up and call tucker 10 minutes ago baby’ ‘mmmmmgghhh noooo’

✮ he loves spending as much time with you as possible he’ll drop by whenever he can and you’ll do the same at his house

✮ you definitely end up moving in together

✮ and he loooooooooves having you like in the background of his YouTube videos! he’d never cut it out. his fans love it too

✮ just seeing you walk by or like seeing you make dinner for the two of you in the background of his barbie video, maybe you even tune in and watch your favourite barbie movie with him. you’re his special guest.

✮ he loves holding you, whether it be your hand, cuddling, you both wrestling for fun. it’s his favourite thing.

✮ if you’re still studying in uni/college, you know he loves to brag about the fact he’s done it already

✮ “oh yeah I got a degree in cinema & photography already🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️” and ur like “piss off” bc you’re going through it with exams

✮ he DEFINITELY did edibles occasionally we know because of the nerds rope that he’s a stoner, but i think as he got older he started smoking it less

✮ if you’re a stoner he’s always like DON’T do edibles. he’s traumatised from them.

✮ but he still smokes weed with you and you guys just chill. you get giggly you both get the munchies together and you eat the entire house.

✮ pet names would be honey, sweetheart, baby, nicknames of ur name

✮ would love taking you out to dinner! would also never let you pay

✮ big broad man mmmm

✮ he has such comfy clothes you can’t help but steal them ok???

✮ loves skin to skin. baths or showers together, in bed, anything. it just makes him feel closer to you.

✮ he has a picture of you wearing his glasses as his wallpaper, because he really just thinks you look so cute in them

✮ he loves making you listen to his favourite music, and also loves listening to your favourite music. he’s super open, no matter what your music taste is. he’ll make a playlist with the songs you both like and have it playing in the car all the time. he’s definitely made a playlist of songs that remind him of you.

✮ he also loves making you watch movies with him, he’d definitely do a movie review on his channel of a weird movie, with you. but outside of that, he loves making you watch his favourite films and the weird ones too, you two definitely have letterbox accounts! you listen to him yap about all the meanings behind camera positions and colouring and formats in movies too.

✮ he loves you to bits <3

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✮ ok im just gonna start off by saying it

✮ THIS MAN IS A MUNCH

✮ A CAPITAL M MUNCH I TELL YOU

✮ you know how i said he likes holding hands. yea you’ve probably seen this before but he definitely loves holding hands during sex. you’d never thought of it before him, now he’s got you wanting it every time

✮ missionary and you’re staring up at him. “what ‘s - ah, fuck - wrong honey?” he groans, you whine and hold up your empty hand. he chuckles and immediately pushes your hand back against the sheets and interlaces it with his own, and you can bet he goes faster after that

✮ when he’s eating you out and his glasses get all steamy. ugh. meow. he won’t stop until he’s covered licking his lips, licking his fingers, and you can’t even say a coherent word anymore

✮ it’s nobody’s business if you two get stoned and can’t even make it to the bedroom, having warm passionate giggly sex on the couch. NOBODY’S BUSINESS.

✮ he’s a sweetheart, a gentleman in bed

✮ highkey would get annoyed at himself at he came before you did, he adores making you feel good

✮ can you blame him for loving the faraway look in your eyes when all you can feel is pleasure?

✮ he’s gentle, but sometimes he can’t help himself. very attentive to listen to your needs whether you’re speaking them or he’s watching your body language. seeing if you want faster or slower, passionate or rough. but he’d never hurt you

✮ hickeys. he likes letting you leave them wherever you want, he’ll answer proudly and honestly if one of his closer friends asks what they are, or he’ll get all cute and blushy. he likes leaving some on you, mainly chest and stomach. just likes kissing your neck instead

✮ will try any position for you, truly any. his favourites are probably missionary (‘because you have pretty eyes’ he’d unironically say that), you straddling his lap while he sits, or you laying down with your ankles up on his shoulders or legs around his waist

✮ any of your favourite positions will quickly become his favourites too

✮ big hands and rings. just putting that out there..

✮ phone sex is a must when he’s away, if he’s busy with chuckle week (rip chuckle sammy forever in our hearts) or on a trip for some event, you two will definitely call each other

✮ he knows you think his voice is hot and god he uses that to his advantage, using every sweet word in the entire planet just to hear you whimper, his own hand underneath the waistband of his boxers with soft groans and a low voice simply to make you squirm like he knew you would

✮ call him teddy over the phone and he’s making promises to fuck you into oblivion once he gets back

✮ and god does he keep his promise.

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